{"id":370,"date":"2011-08-29T07:01:24","date_gmt":"2011-08-29T12:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/etereman.com\/remanu\/?p=370"},"modified":"2011-08-29T07:01:24","modified_gmt":"2011-08-29T12:01:24","slug":"secret-formula-great-hold-messages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/etereman.com\/remanu\/2011\/08\/29\/secret-formula-great-hold-messages\/","title":{"rendered":"The Secret Formula to Great Hold Messages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-2294 aligncenter\" style=\"margin-top: 5px;margin-bottom: 5px\" alt=\"Your call is REALLY important.\" src=\"http:\/\/etereman.com\/remanu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Reman-U-146.jpg\" width=\"457\" height=\"303\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Admit it: You&#8217;ve called in to a call center sometime in the last month, and you&#8217;ve heard some variation of this fantastic hold message:<br \/>\n&#8220;<em>Thank you for calling. Your call is very important to us<\/em>.&#8221;<br \/>\nThat sucks!<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll admit it: That was our hold message, and it will be for a few more days while we re-program our phone system. But we FINALLY discovered the 4 step top secret formula to great hold messages.<br \/>\n1) <strong>You must staff your call center well enough<\/strong> that your customers reach a human on 3 rings or less 90% of the time. If too many people are on hold, your customers will think your service sucks, and your potential customers will hang up before ever getting what you want: an order.<br \/>\n2) <strong>Create a personal hold message<\/strong> that doesn&#8217;t include how important your call is. If it were, you&#8217;d be following rule #1 better.<br \/>\n3) <strong>Create a second equally personal and interesting unscripted message<\/strong> for those extra long hold times when your phones are ringing off the hook because you really ARE helping so many customers so your customers don&#8217;t end up in an endless loop of the same message from step 2.<br \/>\n4) <strong>Last, and this is REALLY important:<\/strong> Have a Chernobyl button programmed into your phone that rings on EVERYONE IN THE COMPANY&#8217;S desk if anyone ever makes it past the 2 greetings.<br \/>\nSo the secret formual is really no formula at all \u2013 It&#8217;s just common sense. I don&#8217;t think people like to listen to &#8220;professional&#8221; auto attendants telling them that the company &#8220;appreciates their business.&#8221; If the company appreciated their customers so much, they&#8217;d answer the phone. In the extremely unlikely event that a customer ever hears these messages, I think they might appreciate genuine and friendly. I think I&#8217;m right.<br \/>\nWhat do YOU think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Admit it: You&#8217;ve called in to a call center sometime in the last month, and you&#8217;ve heard some variation of this fantastic hold message: &#8220;Thank you for calling. Your call is very important to us.&#8221; That sucks! 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